Goosifer
Goosifer, a white goose with small red devil horns and a smug side-eye

He has noticed you.

You were warned.
Honks endured 0Things stolen 0Times chased 0
Halloween is coming

Half goose, half fallen angel, fully evil.

He was thrown out of heaven for stealing a sandwich off a cloud. Now he walks among us. Goosifer steals your snacks, your peace, your cursor and sometimes the words right off this page. Do not make eye contact. Do not honk back. If you honk back, he honks louder. He always honks louder.

House rules

1. Do not honk back.

You will lose. Every honk you send comes back louder, and sometimes he takes something on the way out.

2. Guard your words.

He waddles across this page and steals words from it. Click him to chase him off. He will be back.

3. Halloween.

October 31 is his night. He steals twice as often and does not let you chase him at all.

$Goosifer

The Goosifer coin. Launching on pump.fun.

CA: coming soon